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"I don't know if I've mentioned this so far, but the backgrounds we're using for this series of strips are taken from Colin's real-life Satan-themed Italian restaurant, La Cucina Del Diavolo . Those in the Vancouver area ought to drop by at some point and pester him about wy he's not covered in Seagull blood while he's cooking your food. I'm sure Colin would love it".

"The waiter, richard, is interesting to me. He started off as noting but a one-shot comedic foil for the Mr. Pompous strips (which themselves began as a fantasy of mine about my ultimate, ideal fantasy restaurant experience), but I found that I so likd the voice I found with this character that I felt the need to keep him around for a bit. Will he be a egular character? Who's to say? Much is up in the air. It's like a trampoline party, my good sirs and madams. A trampoline party".

 

 

 

 

"PENIS.

Now that I have your attention, I, for one, would like to declare that I am neither Armenian nor French, and thanks to the American educational system probably couldn't locate either on an unmarked map.

Anyways, on to the comic. I decided I was wholly unsatisfied with the ammount of blood on Comrad MacDonald and took action on it. For all intents and purposes, let's pretend that he took a few minutes between the previous comic and this one to slaughter a few more seagulls. Perhaps he had to focus his rage when he came to the realization that he and his arch nemesis would now be attending the same company picnic.

For all of you that might have skipped over my rant last comic, feel free to contact me if you want to be put on an email list to be notified whenever there's an update. I'd mention this in the forums if they weren't still broken. You are dead to me, forums. DEAD."