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"You know why I like Zombie Jesus so much? It's because, after Zombie Jesus, there's just nothing I can do which is more offensive to christian sensibilities. I've set the bar SO high that, really, anything else I might do - up to and including panel seven there - just pales in comparison. It's great".

"Also worth noting: I really have had conversations like this with... well, I think every girlfriend I've ever had. I dunno. Their appetite for my nonsense has never been as voracious as I would have liked".